sassyalpha:

“Hey.”

canislupusrufus:

detectivebuttcop:

swingsetindecember:

halffizzbin:

#derek hale’s school of carefully practiced one-liners

HE COACHED HIMSELF ON THAT IN THE CAR

“Melissa McCall calling me seven times in five minutes,” Derek grumbles at a red light.

“Gotta go save Scott and Isaac,” as he merges.

“Why are they even at the hospital,” as he puts the car in park.

“They’re seventeen, they should be in homeroom,” as he takes the stairs two at a time.

“I should say that, I should say something about truancy,” as he follows his nose and ears to the elevator.

“I should be like, ‘Aren’t you supposed to be in English right now?’” as he waits by the elevator, flicking his claws in and out.

“No, maybe that’s too specific, he shouldn’t know that I know his schedule,” he amends when the elevator grinds to a stop.

He listens for a moment to Scott and the alpha fighting. “I’m an alpha,” he hears the alpha say.

“Hey, me, too,” Derek mumbles, and then giggles to himself.

“Ding,” says the elevator.

this is hands down my favorite post to come from the premiere. thanks for sharing your genius, detectivebuttcop. four for you.